1. 00:13 23rd Sep 2014

    Notes: 3

    I lasted less than a week on Match.

    I just don’t like it. It’s kinda boring. I forget to look at it. I got OkCupid because it’s cheaper and you don’t have to have a Facebook account. I’m already annoyed filling this thing out.

     
  2. I’m really liking all the bedding talk on Tumblr right now.

     
  3. 00:02

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    Reblogged from murielsweating

    notfuckingcishet:

    socialjusticekoolaid:

    Can’t stop, won’t stop: Protesters in Ferguson rally again, seeking justice for Mike Brown. More than a month and a half after his death, his killer, Darren Wilson, is still a free man. (Pt 2) 

    Because it wouldn’t be a protest in Ferguson without fuckery from the police. A driver plowed his car through protesters, grazing several and running over a young boys foot. Beyond taking several hours to transport the boy to the hospital, they took even longer to arrest the motorist. Who did they not wait long to arrest? Two of the protesters who had been documenting the altercation for the world to see. If you’re not angry, you’re not paying attention. #staywoke #farfromover #nojusticenopeace

    September 20th, 2014

    Just in case anyone thinks these are old posts still going round Tumblr: they’re not. 

     
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  5. Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?

     
  6. Dascha Polanco poses in the press room at the iHeartRadio Music Festival Night 2 at the MGM Grand Resort and Casino on September 20, 2014 in Las Vegas, Nevada.

    (Source: lizgillies)

     
  7. 22:03

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    I got drunk, laughed so hard I lost my voice, and met Pete Holmes on a Sunday with @stephaniekaye86!!! (at Helium Comedy Club - Portland)

    I got drunk, laughed so hard I lost my voice, and met Pete Holmes on a Sunday with @stephaniekaye86!!! (at Helium Comedy Club - Portland)

     
  8. 13:39

    Notes: 3

    Ankles

    When I was 10, I fell off my bike and the neighbor boy ran over my ankle backing his car up.

    Last summer, I was walking down the stairs of a movie theater with my dad and an elderly gentleman fell on my ankle.

    Today, I was walking through Target and the combination of my shoes and the very slick floor just caused me to just slip and fall down and twist my ankle.

    In each case, I got up and pretended nothing happened.

    All of this has caused me to have ankles that constantly look swollen and make it even harder to run.

     
  9. 09:16

    Notes: 136505

    Reblogged from omgstopembarrassingyourself

    If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”
    — Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987)
     
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    rafibomb:

murielsweating:

I’m only right-swiping for Mel’s proximity to Jason Mantzoukas.

I mean, it’s a good call

    rafibomb:

    murielsweating:

    I’m only right-swiping for Mel’s proximity to Jason Mantzoukas.

    I mean, it’s a good call

     
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    dustjacketattic:

MFW by collage vintage

    dustjacketattic:

    MFW by collage vintage

     
  12. 12:17 19th Sep 2014

    Notes: 9

    Tags: workkkk

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    I want to be a cool Tumblr girl, who does yoga at her desk and eats good things, but I hate everything right now.

    I want to be a cool Tumblr girl, who does yoga at her desk and eats good things, but I hate everything right now.

     
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  14. 22:38 18th Sep 2014

    Notes: 1

    maricoals:

    Come over and watch GG!

     
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    My introvert game just got a lot better.

    My introvert game just got a lot better.